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Deathly Hallows

Finished reading Deathly Hallows last Saturday and here is what happens:

1.) Ron is killed by Bellatrix while trying to get the sword of Gryffindor.

2.) Harry is revealed to the illegitimate son of Lily and Snape. James potter was in fact a death eater.

3.) Harry does not DIE. He is transformed into a house elf by Dumbledore who is actually alive.

4.) The voldemort we saw in the books is actually a decoy played by Serius Black who is fact a death eater.

5.) The actual voldemort is Neville who is also the son of Dumbledore.

6.) Voldemort and Dumbledore had made up the whole story so that they can wait till harry protection spell thingy goes off, so that they could kill him.

7.) Fawkes is the last hocrux.

8.) Neville kills all muggles.

9.) Neville becomes the ultimate ruler of the world.

Hope that clears the doubts of those who have not been reading the books. I think that this book is the best in the series because of all its weird twists. Hats off to J.K Rowling.

A short story

Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge.

The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter,
"Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river."

The little girl said, "No, Dad. You hold my hand."
"What's the difference?" Asked the puzzled father.

"There's a big difference," replied the little girl.
"If I hold your hand and something happens to me, chances are that I may let your hand go.
But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens, you will never let my hand go."

In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond.
So hold the hand of the person whom you love rather than expecting them to hold Urs...

This post is too short..........but carries a lot of Feelings

I hate...........

I hate.... I hate that I still think of you And that I want you around. I hate all the memories Because you kept my feet on the ground. I hate the fact that you’re happy. Even without me in your life. I hate that you’re always on my mind And I’m just a faded memory. I hate that even in my anger I can’t and still don’t hate you the way I’d like. I hate this feeling I have It feels like I’ve been stabbed with a spike I hate that my heart aches And I can’t get it to go away

Stupid English

Let's face it, English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant.
No ham in the hamburger.
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England.
And French fries were not invented in France.

We sometimes take English for granted.
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
Quicksand takes you down slowly,
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

If writers write, how come fingers don't fing?
If the plural of tooth is teeth,
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth?
If the teacher taught,
Why didn't the preacher praught?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables,
What the heck does a humanitarian eat?
Why do people recite at a play,
Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways?
How can the weather be as hot as hell on one day
And as cold as hell on another?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where a house can burn up as
It burns down.
And in which you fill in a form,
By filling it out.
And a bell is only heard once it goes!

English was invented by people, not computers.
And it reflects the creativity of the human race.
(Which of course isn't a race at all)