- A SINGH who is a sailor - karpal singh
- A SINGH who likes to curse - tiu nya singh
- A SINGH who attends Chinese dinners - yam singh
- A SINGH who is digging a hole - menggali singh
- A SINGH who is a drunk - yamsingh
- A SINGH who is a gangster - samsingh
- A SINGH who is lost - missingh
- A SINGH who is noisy - bee-singh
- A SINGH who likes herbs - gin-singh
- A SINGH who kills people - assassingh
- A SINGH with one ball - balwant singh
- A SINGH with two balls - balan singh(as in balancing)
- A SINGH with three balls - AMAZING!!!
- The last SINGH left in the world - jaswant singh
- A SINGH swimming in an ice pool - kuldip singh
- A SINGH swimming underwater in an ice pool - kuldip singh gill
- A SINGH who is friendly to the Malays - kalwant singh
- A SINGH living in America - Hey, DUD!
- A SINGH who is a loser - loo-singh
- A SINGH who likes to drink soya bean milk - Yeo Hiap Singh
Jugnu Singh with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered,
"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But...what happened to your other ear?"
"The scoundrel called back."
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Elizabeth Taylor once boarded a plane. Everybody around greeted her. Since the plane was crowded she had difficulty in finding a seat. She saw our Sardar Balwinder Singh who was sitting next to a vacant seat.She went up to him and introduced herself saying in her cool sexy voice, "Hi, I am Elizabeth Taylor... Liz to you." Balwinder was bewildered but immediately responded, "Hi I am Balwinder .. Balls to you."
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Sardarji is buying a TV. "Do you have color TVs?
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."
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