So far

Alot of things have happened since the last time I updated. I am just too lazy to type them out now so I will just skip to today.

Today we had out NAPFA in school. It only began at 5 so had alot of free time in hand. We skipped CME lessons giving a crap reason that the tamil teacher called us (actually, this is very effective, we have used this excuse for about 5 times so far.) Than the guys had to do this demo on kabadi for the SEC 1 students so we are played Kabadi. I got a little violent and ripped up a shirt (sorry dude....), after that we played this scissors paper stones game where we had to hit each others hand everytime he or she lost. You must have seen the look on R-T's face when she beat me repeatedly in the game(it looked like that of a psychopath killer....hehe..sry....don't take it to heart R-T).

Than finally went to the library while the rest of the guys went to play soccer, read a few books and than went for my NAPFA. Failed my pull-ups ( i was expecting it.) Finally, came home and now resting, going to start on the HW soon.

finally updating

nothing much so here's a joke....

A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting.

"You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first thing is that you must have no sense of fear."

At this point, the lecturer sticks his finger into the dead man's anus, pulls it out, and then licks it. He asks all the students to do the same thing with the corpses in front of them. After a couple of minutes' silence, they follow through with his disgusting command.

"The second thing is that you must have an acute sense of observation: How many of you noticed that I stuck my middle finger into the corpse's anus, but I licked my index finger?"

After the class was over, it took the janitor three hours to mop up the vomit.