Friday, October 16, 2009

Saturday, August 15, 2009

“God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of the players, (ie everybody), to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.” :)

Saturday, July 18, 2009

A little story...

There was once a little girl named Liz who was suffering from a rare and serious disease. Her only chance of recovery appeared to be a blood transfusion from her 5-year-old brother, who had miraculously survived the same disease and had developed the antibodies needed to combat the illness. The doctor explained the situation to her little brother, and asked the little boy if he would be willing to give his blood to his sister. He hesitated for only a moment before taking a deep breath and saying, "Yes, I'll do it if it will save her."

As the transfusion progressed, he lay in bed next to his sister and smiled, seeing the color returning to her cheeks. Then his face grew pale and his smile faded. He looked up at the doctor and asked with a trembling voice, "Will I start to die right away?".

Being young, the little boy had misunderstood the doctor; he thought he was going to have to give his sister all of his blood in order to save her....

Giving when it counts, thats true love.

Tuesday, June 02, 2009

'Man goes to doctor. 

Says he's depressed. 

Says life seems harsh and cruel. 

Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.

 Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." 

Man bursts into tears. 

Says "But, doctor...I am Pagliacci." 

Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.'

----------->From some book

So much emotions..in such small lines.......

Saturday, May 09, 2009

Rajiniknath jokes



* Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.


* Rajnikant counted to infinity - twice.


* When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. 


* Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.


* Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. (LOL)


* Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.


* There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different shades of black and blue.


* Rajnikant can divide by zero.


* Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.


* Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Rajnikant"


* If you Google search "Rajnikant getting kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.


* Thousands of years ago Rajnikant came across a bear it was so terrified it fled north in the artic and the fear had all it’s descendants born with white hair.


* It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.


* There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai.


* Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.


First post in a year. Hello World:)

Saturday, February 09, 2008

Friday...

Went to siloso beach at sentosa with tamil classmates from secondary shool yesterday. We had alot of fun like playing a monkey game in the water and also a dog-and bone games amongst others. Mrs Subas also took time off to come see us. The ball we used to play the monkey game kept going to far away from us in the waters and someone had to keep swimming too dangerously far to get it (e.g. Jaya). While playing soccer erly that day, my toe hit somewhere and i developed a sprain. It was painless almost the whole day till we left home. Now its swollen like hell and hurts terribly. But that aside it was a very fun and exciting day. Kinda regretted not bringing a camera to capture
these memories.