Friday, October 16, 2009
Saturday, August 15, 2009
Saturday, July 18, 2009
A little story...
As the transfusion progressed, he lay in bed next to his sister and smiled, seeing the color returning to her cheeks. Then his face grew pale and his smile faded. He looked up at the doctor and asked with a trembling voice, "Will I start to die right away?".
Being young, the little boy had misunderstood the doctor; he thought he was going to have to give his sister all of his blood in order to save her....
Tuesday, June 02, 2009
Saturday, May 09, 2009
Rajiniknath jokes
* Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.
* Rajnikant counted to infinity - twice.
* When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
* Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
* Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. (LOL)
* Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
* There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
* Rajnikant can divide by zero.
* Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
* Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Rajnikant"
* If you Google search "Rajnikant getting kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.
* Thousands of years ago Rajnikant came across a bear it was so terrified it fled north in the artic and the fear had all it’s descendants born with white hair.
* It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
* There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai.
* Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Saturday, February 09, 2008
Friday...
these memories.